Lost: One 5'4", semi-fit BODY.
Body is able to run 3 miles at a time, hold bladder during sneezing fits, and do an occasional somersault. No gray hair, no stray chin hairs either. Chest is a cute, tight size 34B. Hips proportional to upper body. Back can withstand lifting more than 15 pounds. Belly only looks bloated during PMS. Was lost somewhere during pregnancy.
If found will trade for current body. Includes: slight extra weight, saggy breasts, large hips, and lumpy middle.
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5 comments:
And back fat and wrinkled up nipples and I swear more hair on my stomach (must be after 2 pregnancies), and spider veins.
I am 8 pounds below my pre-pregnancy weight and still can't fit into all my old clothes. My body is officially lost.
Every time I see myself in the mirror I just feel so thankful that my husband loves me and thinks I beautiful. Everyone else gets to see the tucked in version of me. A good bra and nice pair of jeans makes everything appear better. I just feel sorry for those women who feel the need to fit into a bikini. I on the other hand love my one piece and board shorts. Go modesty!!!!!
LOL! I am looking for that same body!!! After 8 mos. I am finally resigning myself to the fact that things are never going to be quite the same. I am basically back to my pre-pregnancy weight, (minus 2 lb or so), but my body is completely different now! Aside from all of the above lovely attributes, my skin changed when I had a baby. Now I have these small red bumps on my upper arms and thighs that the dermatologist said happens to some pple when they hit puberty, and others when they have a baby. Seriously, don't we go through enough???!!! Having my daughter was 200% worth it, but what kills me is that I never even appreciated it when I had a semi-decent body! Back then I was still comparing myself to others, and wishing for a better body! WOMEN!!!
That post was awesome!
Thank goodness we all can relate to one another.
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