One morning while I was running, I had a massive allergy attack and sneezed and sneezed and sneezed. Unfortunately all of that sneezing caused lots of fluids to come up and I had to get it out somehow so on the side of the road I utilized the old "Farmers Blow." I did my best to make sure that no one was around. It was pretty sick.
when I was at the start of the St. George marathon, I had to go to the bathroom so bad and the race was starting really soon. I ran behind a large bush and took care of my buisness! It was way nerve racking. I couldn't wait for the line at the porta potties I guess.
A bunch of pregnant ladies (me included) took a little trip to Cincinnatti to visit the Gap Clearance Center. This was about three hours from where we lived. I was about six months along. We stayed overnight and everyone stayed up so late talking there was no way I could sleep. When I'm pregnant, if I don't sleep I get sick. Next morning in the van I told my friend to pull over. I puked in my lap right as we pulled to a stop. My friend's van was brand new and seven pregnant ladies had to live with the smell all the way home. I was mortified. I had a change of clothes (what I'd worn the day before) but had to endure the rest of the day shopping. Not good times.
Also, once when we were driving to Sacramento I suddenly had to pee so so bad through Donner Pass. There is nowhere to stop along there at all, not even to go behind a bush. I tried to hold it but thought I was going to explode. I can't believe I'm writing this. I peed in one of my babies diapers.
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when i was in grade school, they made me laugh so hard at lunch once that i sprayed chocolate milk out my nose!
One morning while I was running, I had a massive allergy attack and sneezed and sneezed and sneezed. Unfortunately all of that sneezing caused lots of fluids to come up and I had to get it out somehow so on the side of the road I utilized the old "Farmers Blow." I did my best to make sure that no one was around. It was pretty sick.
when I was at the start of the St. George marathon, I had to go to the bathroom so bad and the race was starting really soon. I ran behind a large bush and took care of my buisness! It was way nerve racking. I couldn't wait for the line at the porta potties I guess.
(Is it bad that I do the "Farmer's Blow" on a regular basis while running??)
I only threw up once in pregnancy but when I did it was in the Target parking lot in front of lots of shoppers. Luckily it was at least dark out.
A bunch of pregnant ladies (me included) took a little trip to Cincinnatti to visit the Gap Clearance Center. This was about three hours from where we lived. I was about six months along. We stayed overnight and everyone stayed up so late talking there was no way I could sleep. When I'm pregnant, if I don't sleep I get sick. Next morning in the van I told my friend to pull over. I puked in my lap right as we pulled to a stop. My friend's van was brand new and seven pregnant ladies had to live with the smell all the way home. I was mortified. I had a change of clothes (what I'd worn the day before) but had to endure the rest of the day shopping. Not good times.
Also, once when we were driving to Sacramento I suddenly had to pee so so bad through Donner Pass. There is nowhere to stop along there at all, not even to go behind a bush. I tried to hold it but thought I was going to explode. I can't believe I'm writing this. I peed in one of my babies diapers.
Ha, ha, ha, ha!!! JONI!! That is SOOOOO funny!!
That's dang resourceful using a diaper! I tried a cup in a pinch once and it was NOT fun.
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